Just Found This

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Try Not To Cry

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Movie marathon

"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break the bonds of our affection." - Abraham Lincoln
I'm having an X-Men movie marathon. I'm going to watch all four movies.I've already watched the first one and I just started the second one. I am also eating a mix of chocolate, caramel, and butterscotch pudding. I love butterscotch. That's all for now.

Christmas

Merry Christmas to all the christians out there. Wow, I actually had to think about how to spell "christians". Oh well. Everyone be tolerant of every else's religions, because everyone's equal. We're all G-d's children, no matter what race or religion. I'm Jewish, and I have a penguin wearing a santa hat sitting on my desk. Its adorable. That's all for now.

I have absolutely no idea what to call this post

"Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad." - Salvador Dali

"Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art." - Harry S. Truman

"Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have." - Andy Warhol

"Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century" - Marshall McLuhan
"Strength of conception, depth of content, integrity of viewpoint, originality, and mastery of technique" - Rick Poynor

So I just bought Letters To Juliet and X-Men Origins. I was going to go to the movies, but there's nothing in the theaters that I want to see. I wanted to buy Inception, but my mom was paying for the movies so we had to agree and she thought it sounded horror movieish. Is movieish a word? I don't think so. I should probably hyphenate it. Movie-ish. Better, much better. Goodbye for now.

Whatever

"Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time" - Carrie Fisher
My last post was about 2 weeks ago, on December 3rd. There's your quote. I probably won't post again for a while. Maybe. I don't know. I have nothing else to say. Goodbye.

What is it with me?

I just can't seem to remember to blog every Tuesday. I've never been good with schedules, a trait that will probably make my life worse once I go to college. So I'm gonna get rid of the blog schedule and just blog when I want to. Sorry if you think I should stick to the schedule but its my blog, not yours. I can change the blog rules when I want to. 'Cause its my blog. So there. I posted last Saturday, and it is now Friday. And I found out I have pockets of fluid on my spine. So they have to stick needles in and drain it. And then insert a shunt. Or a drain. Or something. Whatever its called. That was random. But its true. Not a happy camper right now. I thought I had an eye condition, but we found out its a heart condition. So now I'm taking heart meds. And the bottle says "Do Not Discontinue Taking This Medication Unless Directed By Your Doctor." And I'm, like, why would I stop taking meds that are keeping me alive? They're HEART meds. The heart is arguably the most important organ in the human body. It keeps everything else alive. You could say the brain is the most important, but the heart keeps the brain alive. The brain also controls the heart's beats. If you're brain dead, your heart doesn't beat because the brain has to tell it to beat. My Anatomy and Physiology teacher said its a good thing the heart beating is an involuntary action, because we'd be, like, "Okay, beat, beat, beat, OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!" and then we'd be dead 'cause we'd forget to tell our heart to start beating again. Anyways, I have nothing else to say for the moment so I leave you with two quotes that I have absolutely no idea where I got them so don't ask.
"You have two ears and one mouth so you can listen more and talk less."
"If you expect the unexpected, then the unexpected becomes expected."

Two Tuesday quotes on Saturday

I remembered now so I might as well post it now.
"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered." - Emerson
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -Anonymous.

Late Tuesday Quote

I was swamped with homework last night and I am tonight also but I decided that, instead of waiting until Monday to blog, I will take a break from my homework just for a few minutes and bring you yesterday's quote.
"The entire south seem to be stupid and vindictive, know not their friends, and are pursuing just the course which their opponents desire." - Gideon Welles (previous secretary of the navy)
I got it from my history textbook.

I need a schedule

It has been over a month since I blogged last. I remembered my blog, and I'm, like, "Okay, tomorrow I have to blog." and then it would be tomorrow and I'd forget and then say "I'll just do it tomorrow." and 32 "I'll do it tomorrow s" later, here I am. Or here we are. Whatever. I owe you 5 Tuesday quotes, so here they are along with an updated list of stuff my mom says when she's asleep.
“Cancer is a word, not a sentence.” ~John Diamond (From Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation's Twitter. If you don't know who they are, they help kids with cancer.)
"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best." – Marilyn Monroe
"I don't like that man. I must get to know him better." - Abraham Lincoln
"We can't control all in life.. But what we CAN do is look ahead and dictate where we go next." - Demi Lovato (I got it off her twitter. I apologize if she quoted someone else, because I don't know.)
"Women were made from a man's rib. From his side to be equal, from under his arm to be protected, and from next to his heart to be loved." -Anonymous (Or A. Nonny Mouse. I love that book. Poor Ms. Mouse, everyone keeps misspelling her name. It must be awfully hard for her to write when the pencil is so much bigger than her.)

Stuff my mom says when she's asleep
"Guinea rabbits. They're furry. I want one"
Me: "wake up" Mom:"No, I'm shopping!"
"I am up. I'm picking out my clothes" (while she's laying in bed under the covers)
"Penguins. Penguins. They waddle around and they're eating their eggs!"
"Plug the Y wire in both ends"
Mom:"There's a polar bear in here" Dad, jokingly: "Do you want me to chase him out?" Mom:"No, I'm gonna pet him." (waves hand in air as if to pet an animal)
Aunt while visiting:"Can I use the bathroom?" Mom, half asleep:"Just leave a quarter on the back of the toilet."
(Sternly)"Don't. Press. The green. Button."

What is it with me?

What is it with me and forgetting to do Tuesday quotes? Oh well. I'll post two. Its not like anyone actually reads my blog anyways.
"If the unborn is not a human being, then no justification for abortion is necessary. However, if the unborn is a human being, then no justification for abortion is adequate." - Gregory Koukl
“You can please some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.” - Abraham Lincoln

I don't have to apologize, its my blog.

It has been 85 days since I posted my last blog post on June 29th. My computer has been down. My Dad fixed it. Yay. I don't care that its Thursday I don't want to wait until Tuesday to post this quote. Besides, its my blog. I can break the rules anytime I want, because I made them. There will still be a quote on Tuesday.
"The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit"-Morgan Freeman.

Tuesday Quote

"Actors spend their whole life interviewing for work and being told they will get the job if they just be who they aren't." - Connor Fox

Multiple Tuesday Quotes on Wednesday

I just realized that I have missed the last 3 tuesday quotes. I will post a few now.

"If you want to feel smart, buy books. If you want to be smart, read them." ~Connor Fox

"You are never to old to make a change or take a chance. You only have this one life, so make it a damn good one" - Kellan Lutz

"Be great in act, as you have been in thought." -William Shakespeare

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."- Winston Churchill

Okay, so I missed 3 and put 4. Its my blog, I can write (type) whatever I want. So there!

Pondering Again

Alternately titled as: The blog post that I supposedly wrote at 1:30 am but I don't remember writing. It is now, like, 5:30 pm. I read it. It sounds like my opinions. But I must have been half asleep when I wrote it.

Man is, by far, stronger than woman, but only woman can create a child.

All surgeons should have to be shot. Or stabbed. Or lose a leg. You know, they should know what kind of pain they're dealing with. They make psychiatrists get psychoananlyzed before they can be certified, but they don't make a surgeon get cut on. And why is bounty hunting an actual, legal profession, while prostitution is an illegal profession? Why is it still considered a profession if its illegal? Is it, like, the profession that you can't go into? Because if you do, and you get caught, you're going to jail. And some people have actually tried to get away with a crime by saying they didn't know it was illegal. I mean, seriously, what rock have you been living under that makes you oblivious to the fact that taking something from a store without paying for it is illegal, and is actually called stealing? I mean, sure, a young kid, maybe homeschooled, didn't know that downloading a movie or some music off the internet is stealing, that I might believe, and just let the poor kid off with a warning. But a 39 year old didn't know that stealing a $400 digital camera from the store is illegal? Really? Some people are really stupid. Like the 52 year old guy who shows up at a 13 year old girl's house while her parents are out, presumably in an affair with her, brings his 3 year old son with him. Needless to say, police were called when the girl's parents came home early. The man was arrested and the boy's mother was called to pick him up. Here's the kicker: They were still married, and they had 2 other kids. And now she's a single mom of 3. How stupid. And then there's the guy who killed himself because his fiancee was murdered 4 days before their wedding. I mean, come on, he's obviously upset, but did he really think that if he killed himself he would end up in heaven with her? I'm not G-d, but I'm not sure if people can get into heaven by just killing themselves. Sorry, I didn't mean for this post to take a religious turn. Bible-y stuff and religious stuff is pretty much over now. And then there are those women who breastfeed their kids, even after they start school. I mean, come on, the girl is 9 years old! I don't know about anyone else, but I stopped when I was around two. Mom, correct me in the comments if I'm wrong. I'm pretty sure the cut-off for breastfeeding is about 3 or 4 years. And then some people actually put leashes on their kids. Leashes! I mean, its a kid, not a pet. They make them so its a stuffed animal that the kid can play with and love, and it has a leash extension, usually in the form of a tail. And they let them pick out the one they want. Its like "Okay, Molly, Okay Timmy, go pick out your leashes so I can walk you around the mall and go shopping without having to keep track of you." And they don't even have to hold onto the leash! The parent or other adult with them can clip the end of the leash to a belt. Hands-free child rearing. I actually saw a 6 year old wearing one. I mean, it might help with a little kid, say 2 or 3 year old, if you need to get something done, but, seriously, a 6 year old? I think she knows by now to not run off. I don't think she needs a leash. And if any of her friends saw her there, wearing a leash that attached to her Mom's belt, they would laugh and mock her. Not that I agree with leashes on younger kids, because I don't. I think, if you decide to have a child, or if you have a child by accident and decide to keep them, or if you adopt, you should be willing to let the kid experience life, and not limited experience while on a leash. And then there was this woman who adopted a child from Russia and 2 weeks later she puts the 3 year old on a plane back to Russia, saying she can't care for him anymore. I mean, why did she adopt a child if she couldn't care for a child? Then, 6 months later, she asked to adopt another child, but they wouldn't let her, because they feared she would do the same thing. That boy was so scared, he didn't know what to do. You can't just stick a 3 year old orphan that you just adopted on a plane that will be in the air for 12 and a half hours and expect him to be okay. And then the police were called because a man put his 4 year old in his gym locker because he wanted to work out and he didn't have a babysitter. Police were alerted when another gym member heard crying and banging coming from one of the lockers. And then the man tried to say that he wasn't the boy's father, and the kid kept saying he was and calling him daddy. Then the guy told him to shut up. The police arrested him and ran a blood test. Oh, surprise. He is the boy's father. Apparently the mom was dead, so the boy was given to his grandparents.

Tuesday Quote

"We cannot have peace among men whose hearts find delight in killing any living creature."-Rachel Carson

Late Tuesday Quote

Tuesday quote is late for two reasons. 1) I have had a lot going on in school and 2) my Mom has been sick and in the hospital.

"If this is my last word I stand proud, palms up, facing my wrongs, embracing my light. If this is my last word I ask for forgiveness. See all the good, forget all the bad times. And if I die tomorrow I'll be alright, knowing that I once made you smile. I'll be alright."-Tinsel Korey

Something to ponder

Why do people sometimes say murder, sometimes homicide, and sometimes illegal killing. We all know that murder and homicide are illegal killings. And why is it that a person who kills someone else is a murderer, but someone who investigates murders is a homicide detective. Why not homiciders and murder detectives. Or illegal killers and illegal killing detectives. And the victim in the situation is labeled as being murdered, instead of homicided or illegally killed.
Something to ponder.

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Tired of pondering. Bored now. Bye.

Tuesday Quote Is On Time This Week

Creativity is not a sport, it has no rules, everything must be dared and tried. - Bill Brandt

Tuesday Quote

“I never worry about action, but only about inaction” Winston Churchill

The Tuesday Quote Is Late

Sorry. I have two quotes for you today because I should have posted this yesterday, but I didn't.
"We cannot learn without pain" - Aristotle
"A world without string is chaos" - Ronald R. Smuntz (HaHa Mousehunt. Great Movie. Rent it. Watch It. NOW!)

I love Robert Frost

This is my favorite Robert Frost poem

"Fire and Ice" By Robert Frost

"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Tuesday Quote Is Late

Sorry. I've been on new meds and got a lot of bad side effects.

Tuesday quote for 4/13 (I know today is the 14th) is
"But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: For in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die." Genesis 2:17

Sorry I'm feeling Bible-y today.

Tuesday Quote

Tuesday quote for 4/6/10 is “Everything had broken down and new things had to be made out of the pieces. Collage was like an image of the revolution within me—not as it was but as it might have been.” —Kurt Schwitters

I was also digging around in my garage and I found a notebook with a very nice poem by Carol Shields on it. And no, I don't know who Carol Shields is. Okay, I looked it up in wikipedia. She's a Canadian author that was born in 1935 and died in 2003 at age 63. So there. And I have no idea what the name of the poem is, so don't ask.

"Go for long walks,
indulge in hot baths,
question your assumptions,
be kind to yourself,
live for the moment,
loosen up,
scream,
curse the world,
count your blessings,
just let go,
just be."

Socialism and Chicken

http://www.mycharmingkids.net/2010/04/in-which-i-rant-about-socialism-and.html

A blog post on Mckmama's blog.

My Twitter

http://twitter.com/_MissKimberly_

That's my Twitter.

New Post! (sorry I didn't think of a name)

Zillion: an extremely large, indeterminate number.
I kid you not. Check the link if you don't believe me. Its a real word.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/zillion

I got it from here:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/13/earlyshow/saturday/main6295145.shtml

See Ya!

Tuesday Quote

"Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not." Samuel Johnson

Late Tuesday Quote

"The moment we decide to throw more energy into fighting for our mate than with him, the crack of a fist on the enemy's jaw splits the ears of angels." - Beth Moore

I know I changed my layout. So what. Its my blog, not yours. I can do whatever I want to with it. I am not doing word of the week anymore. Its boring. The Twilight post is late 'cause I have a lot of favorite quotes. So there.

Tuesday Quote 3/9/10

"For I dipt into the future, far as the human eye could see, saw the vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be." - Alfred Tennyson

Word of the Week- A Day Late

Word of the week for the week of 3/6 is Gesticulate: to make or use gestures, esp. in an animated or excited manner with or instead of speech.

Sorry its late. I'm preparing my longest post ever. It will be published some time next week. I'm not sure how long it will take to type it.

Sorry to whoever reads my blog.

I was going to blog yesterday but my parents took my computer away because I refused to go to an FCAT practice class. Don't I get enough school on weekdays? Now I have to go to school on Saturday too? Its shorter than a school day, 8:00 - 11:00, but its still school. Now I will explain why I haven't blogged in nearly a month. My last post was on Sunday, January 31st. I now have 4 Tuesday quotes and 4 Word of the Weeks to make up for. This week I was really sick. It started Tuesday, when I went home from school early. Wednesday I was so sick I stayed home. Thursday I was better but still sick and I had a lot to do then. Friday I had a big party from 5:30 - 11:00. I took 2 centerpieces, a few marbles, and a bunch of fake diamonds from the tables around the room. No, it was not my party. It was a school party. A ball, actually. I will never wear heels again. Or do my hair like that. Both were painful. The shoes more so than the hair, but still. And I hate dresses. I don't know what possessed me to go. I don't even like parties. I don't like crowds, either. And I didn't dance. I'm not going next year. It was boring. If I knew how to post pictures to my blog, I would post the pictures I took, but I don't know how, so sorry. I don't think anyone except my parents reads my blog, so I don't know why I'm apologizing. They've seen the pictures. They know all this. Whatever. Instead of doing the 4 Tuesday Quotes I failed to post, I will do a post of my favorite twilight quotes later. Sorry if you read my blog and don't like twilight. No one will force you to read the post.

Word of the week for the Week of 2/5/10 is Quixotic: Foolishly inpractical.

Word of the Week for the Week of 2/12/10 is Basilica: one of the seven main churches of Rome or another Roman Catholic church accorded the same religious privileges.

Word of the Week for the Week of 2/19/10 is Mediocre: of only ordinary or moderate quality; neither good nor bad; barely adequate.

Word of the Week for the Week of 2/26/10 is Superlative: of the highest kind, quality, or order; surpassing all else or others; supreme; extreme.

Word of the Week- 2 Days Late

Sorry its late. I don't know why I'm apologizing, since nobody reads my blog. Word of the Week for the week of 1/29 is Penchant: A strong liking.
I decided that my book is titled "It Started With A Squirrel". I might do a post about it later, I'm not sure.

Okay, I'll admit it

I did not forget I had a blog. I've just been too lazy to type. So there.

"The silence isn't so bad until i look at my hands and feel sad because the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly."
This is a quote from the book I'm writing. I can't decide on the title. Either "Blue moon" or "Lost Firefly". I can't decide. If anyone actually reads my blog, which I'm not so sure about, you can leave me a comment on which you feel is better. Its a vampire romance novel. Kind of like Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, but not exactly. The girl is a vampire and the boy is human. I haven't decided on names yet. Its kind of like True Blood, the tv show on HBO, but not exactly. Vampire and human, but not veggie vampires and no one knows about them.

On a separate note, I forgot to do Word of the Week lask week so here it is.

Word of the Week for the week of 1/22 is Stipulation: a condition, demand, or promise in an agreement or contract.

Tuesday Quote On Wednesday

My internet was down. Sorry.

"A picture of a rice cake cannot satisfy hunger."- Chinese Proverb

Sorry if I scared you in my last post. I was just joking about the whole "world ending" thing. Its just that everyone is making such a big deal I thought I'd have some fun with it.

Double Function Post

Word of the week:
Word of the week for the week of 1/8 is Palatable: acceptable or agreeable to the palate or taste.

Stuff I hear myself saying lately:

"Close your mouth and eat your food"
"You'll eat what I give you 'cause that's all we have"
"Are you asleep?" (answer)- "Guinea rabbits. They're furry. I want one." (yes, definitely asleep)
"You're not a flower, get your nose out of the roses." (said to the cat)
"Cats don't belong on the table"
"I spent money on you. Aren't you mad?" answer: "Sort of. But I like shiny things."

Stuff my mom says when she's asleep:
"Guinea rabbits. They're furry. I want one"
Me: "wake up" Mom:"No, I'm shopping!"
"I am up. I'm picking out my clothes" (while she's laying in bed under the covers)
"Penguins. Penguins. They waddle around and they're eating their eggs!"
"Plug the Y wire in both ends"
Mom:"There's a polar bear in here" Dad, jokingly: "Do you want me to chase him out?" Mom:"No, I'm gonna pet him." (waves hand in air as if to pet an animal)
Aunt while visiting:"Can I use the bathroom?" Mom, half asleep:"Just leave a quarter on the back of the toilet."
Mom:"DON'T.PRESS.THE GREEN.BUTTON." (okay then)

Double Tuesday Quote On Wednesday

"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not you brain."- Mark Twain
"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either." - Anonymous

My internet has been down so that's why this is the 1st post of the new year. Happy 2010 everyone. Enjoy it while you can, 'cause the world ends in two years.