Word of the week:
Word of the week for the week of 1/8 is Palatable: acceptable or agreeable to the palate or taste.
Stuff I hear myself saying lately:
"Close your mouth and eat your food"
"You'll eat what I give you 'cause that's all we have"
"Are you asleep?" (answer)- "Guinea rabbits. They're furry. I want one." (yes, definitely asleep)
"You're not a flower, get your nose out of the roses." (said to the cat)
"Cats don't belong on the table"
"I spent money on you. Aren't you mad?" answer: "Sort of. But I like shiny things."
Stuff my mom says when she's asleep:
"Guinea rabbits. They're furry. I want one"
Me: "wake up" Mom:"No, I'm shopping!"
"I am up. I'm picking out my clothes" (while she's laying in bed under the covers)
"Penguins. Penguins. They waddle around and they're eating their eggs!"
"Plug the Y wire in both ends"
Mom:"There's a polar bear in here" Dad, jokingly: "Do you want me to chase him out?" Mom:"No, I'm gonna pet him." (waves hand in air as if to pet an animal)
Aunt while visiting:"Can I use the bathroom?" Mom, half asleep:"Just leave a quarter on the back of the toilet."
Mom:"DON'T.PRESS.THE GREEN.BUTTON." (okay then)
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