I Saved A Turtle :)

So there was this turtle about to cross the road, and he was gonna get run over, but when I put him back on the grass he went to the road again so I put him in the car and drove to a field and put him in it but he went towards the nearest road so we sat there and made sure he didn't get run over. He sat on the edge of the road and lifted his head up and looked both ways, and I thought "Wow, what a smart turtle." He was pretty fast, too. And the size of a dinner plate, maybe bigger. I joked that he was either an adrenaline junkie or crossing a road without getting run over was on his bucket list. Or maybe it was a dare. My Mom laughed for ten minutes.