I Love Christina Perri

"I have died every day waiting for you, darling don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years, I'll love you for a thousand more" I could literally listen to this song on repeat all day. I love Christina Perri.

This is fun

I hate it when you're chatting with someone on twitter and then they tweet "I want to talk to someone but no one's on twitter" and I'm just like "You were just talking to me five seconds ago!!!"

***update from a few minutes later: she was talking about someone else who unexpectedly logged off in the middle of a conversation. apparently twitter doesn't convey humor very well.

My Dad Is Hilarious

No, seriously. He is. I tweet a lot of his comments. https://twitter.com/_MissKimberly_
Me and my Dad discussing the elf on the shelf: "When I was a kid we were told santa sees everything." "Now we have the elf on the shelf so santa doesn't have to see everything." "Santa's getting lazy."

I Don't Normally Repair My Clothes But They're My Favorite Jeans

So I'm repairing this pair of jeans, right? 'Cause I've had them a few years and they're, like, completely destroyed and I should probably throw them away but they're my favorite jeans. So I sit down on my bed and I put my hand on my pillow and I feel something sharp. It turned out to be a sewing needle. Then I remember that I put it there when I cut the thread to tie it off and then I forgot it there. I seriously need a pin cushion before I accidentally stab myself in the neck with a sewing needle and have to throw my pillow case away.

My Dad Is Hilarious

Dad, talking about cows: "Well, when one has a mutation that you like you use him for breeding stock. Like, if they can fly or shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you would use them for breeding stock." and he said that with a straight face.