Happy new years eve.

Happy new years eve.

I Love Christina Perri

"I have died every day waiting for you, darling don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years, I'll love you for a thousand more" I could literally listen to this song on repeat all day. I love Christina Perri.

This is fun

I hate it when you're chatting with someone on twitter and then they tweet "I want to talk to someone but no one's on twitter" and I'm just like "You were just talking to me five seconds ago!!!"

***update from a few minutes later: she was talking about someone else who unexpectedly logged off in the middle of a conversation. apparently twitter doesn't convey humor very well.

My Dad Is Hilarious

No, seriously. He is. I tweet a lot of his comments. https://twitter.com/_MissKimberly_
Me and my Dad discussing the elf on the shelf: "When I was a kid we were told santa sees everything." "Now we have the elf on the shelf so santa doesn't have to see everything." "Santa's getting lazy."

I Don't Normally Repair My Clothes But They're My Favorite Jeans

So I'm repairing this pair of jeans, right? 'Cause I've had them a few years and they're, like, completely destroyed and I should probably throw them away but they're my favorite jeans. So I sit down on my bed and I put my hand on my pillow and I feel something sharp. It turned out to be a sewing needle. Then I remember that I put it there when I cut the thread to tie it off and then I forgot it there. I seriously need a pin cushion before I accidentally stab myself in the neck with a sewing needle and have to throw my pillow case away.

My Dad Is Hilarious

Dad, talking about cows: "Well, when one has a mutation that you like you use him for breeding stock. Like, if they can fly or shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you would use them for breeding stock." and he said that with a straight face.

I Suck At Having A Blog

I can't decide if I'm forgetful or uninteresting and have nothing to blog about. Maybe both. We narrowly missed having an October Friday the 13th. But we had one in January, April, and July. October just makes it that little bit scary 'cause its the Halloween month. I might have to buy Zoo Tycoon 2 again, even though its $40, my disc is scratched. We need to get liquid for the disc cleaner but it might not work. In other news, I definitely have to but the Sims 2 again 'cause I lost the disc when we moved. I have to find it online 'cause I don't want this new Sims 3 thing even though its got a bunch of cool expansion packs, including the expansion pack that's entirely Katy Perry themed. Awesome. That is all.

I Don't Have A Title 'Cause I'm Lazy

I could have sworn September had 31 days. That is all.

In Which A Baby Lizard Sits On My Foot

So I was weeding my plants today and this teeny tiny lizard jumps out and lands on my foot and then he looks up at me and I'm like "I think you're a little lost." and then I lifted up my foot to put him in the plants but he jumped off my foot as soon as I moved.

My Washington Trip

The plane trip in a nutshell 'cause I'm lazy: We got on a plane. The plane had a problem and had to abort takeoff. There were no more planes to Houston (our layover) that day so we went home. We got on a plane the next day. Our layover was now in New Jersey. We got on a plane to Washington after that. We got there late at night and got a rental car and a hotel. When we went home we got a plane to Oregon and then a plane back home. My Aunt was watching our animals and she picked us up at the airport. I will now blog the notes I took during my trip to Washington.

-I saw a man that looked like Abraham Lincoln in the airport.
-Washington air even smells different. I can taste the trees in the air.
-Dad:"Oregon's one of the highest taxed states." Me:"Oregon?" Dad:"Washington. Did I say Oregon?"
-Riding through the Olympic National Forest sightseeing and listening to Katy Perry. Saw several thing I would've liked a picture of but you're not allowed to stop on this road.
-Saw a tree that was planted in the 14th century.
-Looking for ice cream. Dad:"Okay, there's Dairy Queen."*turns into Baskin Robbins parking lot*
-Just passed Storman Norman street.
-My Mom invented a new fruit. The avoguado. Its half avocado half guava.
-Wow, sales tax is 7 cents up here.
-My Mom had to pay 10 dollars for a pack of cigarettes.
-OMG, it gets dark at, like, 9:30 here.
-The sign reads "Where The Mountains Greet The Sea"
-Cock-A-Doodle-Doughnuts

My Vacation Post

I went on vacation. ---  That was written the day we got back. It is now two days later. I was waiting until my hurt leg felt better. I fell down the side of a mountain after we hiked up to a waterfall. I hurt my right knee and my right ankle. It still hurts but I'm not limping today so that's good. Dinner's ready. I shall finish this post tomorrow. Or whatever. --- I decided that I will post about my vacation later when I feel like it. So I am now posting this which has been a draft for days.

Random Nonsense

So there was a salamander in my room today. Again. Not sure if it was the same one as yesterday or just the same species. And yes, I know I haven't blogged since early March. I just haven't had much to say. Its June, almost July now. I graduated high school. My Aunt and my Cousin are coming down from North Carolina tomorrow. I guess that's it. Nothing much else has happened since I last posted. Oh, my Cousin's wife had a baby. Not the same Cousin that's coming, that's a different Cousin. They have the same Mom though. That's the Aunt that's coming. My Mom just went outside then came back inside a minute later and said "The tree is happy." and went back outside. I've been posting on my other blog almost daily. That is all.
http://songsthatgetstuckinmyhead.blogspot.com/

Just a little tidbit

Happy 27th anniversary to my parents. They're gone for the day. I don't even want to think about what they're doing.

Really don't have a title

I know I haven't posted in awhile but I had my wisdom teeth out on the 17th and I haven't felt that great. I usually always have my headphones in when I'm at home but today is the first day I've listened to anything because the pain from my teeth has been giving me a headache. I've been posting a lot more on my other blog and I really haven't had much to put on this blog.
http://songsthatgetstuckinmyhead.blogspot.com/

Stupid People At My School

Three things: One, I don't believe in Astrology. My friend does. He called me closed minded because I have a different opinion than him. The fact that I have a different opinion than him doesn't make me closed minded. It just means I disagree with him. And, two, a boy in a different class knocked over my backpack and didn't say sorry or nothing, he just walked away. So, naturally, that made me a little angry. So this other guy decided to bother me about it. This is how it went: Him:"Why are you so miserable all the time?" Me:"I'm not miserable." Him:"Yes you are." He then proceeded to argue the point with me, making me more angry and then, after several minutes I yelled at him to stop arguing me and he replied "Ha! See? You are miserable." to which I responded "This is not me being miserable, this is me being angry because you're annoying me while I'm trying to do my work." And, three, me being stupid, I saw a ten dollar bill on the floor at school and I didn't stop to pick it up.

My Nephew Is Hilarious

Alternatively titled "LOL I really love kids"
My 5 year old nephew: "Mom, where is my long sleeved camo shirt? I will only wear my long sleeved camo shirt with my camo pants and my blue socks. And I will only wear them with my camo boots. Where is my long sleeved camo shirt?" And no, I don't know why he doesn't have camo socks. But apparently blue goes with camo. Too bad he won't wear a blue shirt.
My sister, to my 3 month old nephew: "Jeffrey, you are fine. I just fed you. I just changed you. You can sit in the swing for five minutes. I am not holding you. Jeffrey, relax."