Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Just Found This

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Try Not To Cry

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Movie marathon

"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break the bonds of our affection." - Abraham Lincoln
I'm having an X-Men movie marathon. I'm going to watch all four movies.I've already watched the first one and I just started the second one. I am also eating a mix of chocolate, caramel, and butterscotch pudding. I love butterscotch. That's all for now.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Christmas

Merry Christmas to all the christians out there. Wow, I actually had to think about how to spell "christians". Oh well. Everyone be tolerant of every else's religions, because everyone's equal. We're all G-d's children, no matter what race or religion. I'm Jewish, and I have a penguin wearing a santa hat sitting on my desk. Its adorable. That's all for now.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

I have absolutely no idea what to call this post

"Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad." - Salvador Dali
"Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art." - Harry S. Truman
"Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed." - Frank Lloyd Wright
"An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have." - Andy Warhol
"Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century" - Marshall McLuhan
"Strength of conception, depth of content, integrity of viewpoint, originality, and mastery of technique" - Rick Poynor

So I just bought Letters To Juliet and X-Men Origins. I was going to go to the movies, but there's nothing in the theaters that I want to see. I wanted to buy Inception, but my mom was paying for the movies so we had to agree and she thought it sounded horror movieish. Is movieish a word? I don't think so. I should probably hyphenate it. Movie-ish. Better, much better. Goodbye for now.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Whatever

"Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time" - Carrie Fisher
My last post was about 2 weeks ago, on December 3rd. There's your quote. I probably won't post again for a while. Maybe. I don't know. I have nothing else to say. Goodbye.

Friday, December 3, 2010

What is it with me?

I just can't seem to remember to blog every Tuesday. I've never been good with schedules, a trait that will probably make my life worse once I go to college. So I'm gonna get rid of the blog schedule and just blog when I want to. Sorry if you think I should stick to the schedule but its my blog, not yours. I can change the blog rules when I want to. 'Cause its my blog. So there. I posted last Saturday, and it is now Friday. And I found out I have pockets of fluid on my spine. So they have to stick needles in and drain it. And then insert a shunt. Or a drain. Or something. Whatever its called. That was random. But its true. Not a happy camper right now. I thought I had an eye condition, but we found out its a heart condition. So now I'm taking heart meds. And the bottle says "Do Not Discontinue Taking This Medication Unless Directed By Your Doctor." And I'm, like, why would I stop taking meds that are keeping me alive? They're HEART meds. The heart is arguably the most important organ in the human body. It keeps everything else alive. You could say the brain is the most important, but the heart keeps the brain alive. The brain also controls the heart's beats. If you're brain dead, your heart doesn't beat because the brain has to tell it to beat. My Anatomy and Physiology teacher said its a good thing the heart beating is an involuntary action, because we'd be, like, "Okay, beat, beat, beat, OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!" and then we'd be dead 'cause we'd forget to tell our heart to start beating again. Anyways, I have nothing else to say for the moment so I leave you with two quotes that I have absolutely no idea where I got them so don't ask.
"You have two ears and one mouth so you can listen more and talk less."
"If you expect the unexpected, then the unexpected becomes expected."