I remembered now so I might as well post it now.
"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered." - Emerson
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -Anonymous.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Late Tuesday Quote
I was swamped with homework last night and I am tonight also but I decided that, instead of waiting until Monday to blog, I will take a break from my homework just for a few minutes and bring you yesterday's quote.
"The entire south seem to be stupid and vindictive, know not their friends, and are pursuing just the course which their opponents desire." - Gideon Welles (previous secretary of the navy)
I got it from my history textbook.
"The entire south seem to be stupid and vindictive, know not their friends, and are pursuing just the course which their opponents desire." - Gideon Welles (previous secretary of the navy)
I got it from my history textbook.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
I need a schedule
It has been over a month since I blogged last. I remembered my blog, and I'm, like, "Okay, tomorrow I have to blog." and then it would be tomorrow and I'd forget and then say "I'll just do it tomorrow." and 32 "I'll do it tomorrow s" later, here I am. Or here we are. Whatever. I owe you 5 Tuesday quotes, so here they are along with an updated list of stuff my mom says when she's asleep.
“Cancer is a word, not a sentence.” ~John Diamond (From Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation's Twitter. If you don't know who they are, they help kids with cancer.)
"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best." – Marilyn Monroe
"I don't like that man. I must get to know him better." - Abraham Lincoln
"We can't control all in life.. But what we CAN do is look ahead and dictate where we go next." - Demi Lovato (I got it off her twitter. I apologize if she quoted someone else, because I don't know.)
"Women were made from a man's rib. From his side to be equal, from under his arm to be protected, and from next to his heart to be loved." -Anonymous (Or A. Nonny Mouse. I love that book. Poor Ms. Mouse, everyone keeps misspelling her name. It must be awfully hard for her to write when the pencil is so much bigger than her.)
Stuff my mom says when she's asleep
"Guinea rabbits. They're furry. I want one"
Me: "wake up" Mom:"No, I'm shopping!"
"I am up. I'm picking out my clothes" (while she's laying in bed under the covers)
"Penguins. Penguins. They waddle around and they're eating their eggs!"
"Plug the Y wire in both ends"
Mom:"There's a polar bear in here" Dad, jokingly: "Do you want me to chase him out?" Mom:"No, I'm gonna pet him." (waves hand in air as if to pet an animal)
Aunt while visiting:"Can I use the bathroom?" Mom, half asleep:"Just leave a quarter on the back of the toilet."
(Sternly)"Don't. Press. The green. Button."
“Cancer is a word, not a sentence.” ~John Diamond (From Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation's Twitter. If you don't know who they are, they help kids with cancer.)
"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best." – Marilyn Monroe
"I don't like that man. I must get to know him better." - Abraham Lincoln
"We can't control all in life.. But what we CAN do is look ahead and dictate where we go next." - Demi Lovato (I got it off her twitter. I apologize if she quoted someone else, because I don't know.)
"Women were made from a man's rib. From his side to be equal, from under his arm to be protected, and from next to his heart to be loved." -Anonymous (Or A. Nonny Mouse. I love that book. Poor Ms. Mouse, everyone keeps misspelling her name. It must be awfully hard for her to write when the pencil is so much bigger than her.)
Stuff my mom says when she's asleep
"Guinea rabbits. They're furry. I want one"
Me: "wake up" Mom:"No, I'm shopping!"
"I am up. I'm picking out my clothes" (while she's laying in bed under the covers)
"Penguins. Penguins. They waddle around and they're eating their eggs!"
"Plug the Y wire in both ends"
Mom:"There's a polar bear in here" Dad, jokingly: "Do you want me to chase him out?" Mom:"No, I'm gonna pet him." (waves hand in air as if to pet an animal)
Aunt while visiting:"Can I use the bathroom?" Mom, half asleep:"Just leave a quarter on the back of the toilet."
(Sternly)"Don't. Press. The green. Button."
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